Pump me up...
Sunday, April 12, 2015
Three days in to my arrival at LA and I made the life
changing decision to remove all my plastic surgery which mean all the silicon
had to go and to pump up my lips. I was told that it would be impossible to get
all the surgery un-done but there was a possibility to get it corrected.
I rolled in my bed for a good hour looking through my photos
and wondering if I did the right thing with my breast implants and my lip
reduction but well what’s done is done. I got straight up and headed for a
shower in one of my two bathrooms.
When got in the shower I just realised I
forgot to make a credit payment for my new car that I decided to buy. Scrub
Scrub Scrub as I zoomed through this shower.
Running out of the shower while screaming at myself for wasting time this
morning I noticed that my legs weren’t shaved ARGHHHH !!!
……………………………..2 HOURS AFTER THE
PANIC………………………………………
I was at the hospital waiting for the doctor to see me
Dr: Hello Lily, are you ready for your procedure?
Me: Ready then I’ll ever be (I lied)
Dr: Then let’s get you ready for theatre
I put on my operation gown feeling my breast one last time
before I let them go I did the same with my lips as I wanted to get them
reduced from their huge size they are at this moment. So Here I go with no
regrets
…………………….AFTER 3 HOURS AND 2 SURGEONS
LATER……………………………..
I woke up in my hospital bed feeling lighter and seeing my
PA Jenny on the side smiling at me saying
“Welcome back flat chested bitch”
I felt a bit easy knowing that Jenny was by my side as I got
ready to head home to take some rest while getting ready I asked Jenny to get
my payment for my car ready because I couldn’t delay on that because having a
chauffeur is very expensive and not suited for my taste because I love my own privacy.
After a gruelling drive home I jumped straight to my bed and
on to Instagram to see how many likes my selfie got before I left and to my
surprise I screamed
19,678 LIKES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That was a record breaking number for me and to be honest
all I cared was that one like from my Crush Matthew who I soon will have a
selfie with.
….…………………..A FEW HOURS OF NAPPING IN MY RELAX
ROOM…………………..
I woke up to a dangling key noise to see Jenny straight up
in my face with car keys
NO YOUR JOKING THEY DIDN’T JUST BRING ME THE CAR A WEEK
EARLY
I jumped out of my bed (forgetting I just had an operation)
in pain not realising that I looked horrible to see my beautiful Audi A3 in white
parked outside my drive way. Literally it had always been a lifelong dream to
own a car and now I’ve done it and I have done it in the most stylish way
possible
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ReplyDeletelove it love it love it u lil flat chested bitch
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