Pump me up...

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Three days in to my arrival at LA and I made the life changing decision to remove all my plastic surgery which mean all the silicon had to go and to pump up my lips. I was told that it would be impossible to get all the surgery un-done but there was a possibility to get it corrected.



I rolled in my bed for a good hour looking through my photos and wondering if I did the right thing with my breast implants and my lip reduction but well what’s done is done. I got straight up and headed for a shower in one of my two bathrooms.


 When got in the shower I just realised I forgot to make a credit payment for my new car that I decided to buy. Scrub Scrub Scrub as I zoomed through this shower.  Running out of the shower while screaming at myself for wasting time this morning I noticed that my legs weren’t shaved ARGHHHH !!!





……………………………..2 HOURS AFTER THE PANIC………………………………………

I was at the hospital waiting for the doctor to see me
Dr: Hello Lily, are you ready for your procedure?
Me: Ready then I’ll ever be (I lied)
Dr: Then let’s get you ready for theatre 

I put on my operation gown feeling my breast one last time before I let them go I did the same with my lips as I wanted to get them reduced from their huge size they are at this moment. So Here I go with no regrets




…………………….AFTER 3 HOURS AND 2 SURGEONS LATER……………………………..
I woke up in my hospital bed feeling lighter and seeing my PA Jenny on the side smiling at me saying
“Welcome back flat chested bitch”
I felt a bit easy knowing that Jenny was by my side as I got ready to head home to take some rest while getting ready I asked Jenny to get my payment for my car ready because I couldn’t delay on that because having a chauffeur is very expensive and not suited for my taste because I love my own privacy.






After a gruelling drive home I jumped straight to my bed and on to Instagram to see how many likes my selfie got before I left and to my surprise I screamed
19,678 LIKES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That was a record breaking number for me and to be honest all I cared was that one like from my Crush Matthew who I soon will have a selfie with. 



….…………………..A FEW HOURS OF NAPPING IN MY RELAX ROOM…………………..

I woke up to a dangling key noise to see Jenny straight up in my face with car keys
NO YOUR JOKING THEY DIDN’T JUST BRING ME THE CAR A WEEK EARLY

I jumped out of my bed (forgetting I just had an operation) in pain not realising that I looked horrible to see my beautiful Audi A3 in white parked outside my drive way. Literally it had always been a lifelong dream to own a car and now I’ve done it and I have done it in the most stylish way possible 


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